How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
Tattoo by Mark Stewart of Four Aces Tattoo in South Australia. Custom design done on fellow tattoo artist Jessi Lee. Thanks for looking :)
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES